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[gaypornninja]

FOR THE LOVE OF THOR IF ONE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WHO A CHARACTER IN THE AVENGERS IS PERHAPS LOOK ON WIKIPEDIA WHERE THERE ARE HELPFUL SUM-UPS OF THEIR ENTIRE COMIC RUNS JUST FOR THIS PURPOSE.



ALSO IT WAS SUPER OBVIOUS THAT HAWKEYE IS AN AGENT OF SHIELD AND A GOOD ONE OR NICK FURY WOULD NOT HAVE HAD HIM UP THERE WATCHING THE GODDAMN TESSERACT. SO MUCH HATE. ALL OF IT. right? I mean it was clear that he was semi-work partners with Natasha and they are spies and shit. anger.

HAWKEYE TOOK OUT THE COLLECTOR ON HIS OWN.

Pkw jenwsonjk nnkp. all of superheroing is not throwing rocks for fuck's sake. whyyyyy is it the same people that worship Batman can't handle any other non-powered heroes. why.

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[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

WTF ARE PEOPLE FUCKING STUPID? Like, Clint went up against Loki and Loki said, "You have heart," and turned him. Then Fury tells Hill, "Agent Barton's been compromised." Then Coulson tells Natasha on the phone, "Barton's been compromised." I mean, I dragged my friend who knows nothing about Marvel (he didn't know who Dr. Banner, in India, was) and he had no problem figuring out Clint's story.

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

dude reading people's comments on this movie are killing me. People can't figure out how the Hulk was able to turn even through Banner fucking turned around and said OUT LOUD MY SECRET IS I AM ALWAYS ANGRY. they didn't pick up that Loki was influencing the argument they all had and that was what made the Hulk come out the first time even though Banner picked up the goddamn staff and Loki almost outright told Natasha.

this hurts me. I mean, yes, there was a lot you had to read into in this movie, but I've seen people on fark for whom Iron man was apparently too subtle.

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

I despair of humanity! I mean, I've seen some questions that take thinking about. (Why was Natasha scared of Hulk? Because she can't manipulate him verbally. Why could Hulk control himself better in NY than on the helicarrier? 1. Bruce chose the transformation, didn't fight it, and 2. Bruce learned from the caretaker that his beast controlled his fall to land someplace empty--he's not completely indiscriminately hurtful.) But, jeezus, the kind of shit you're talking about WAS SPELLED OUT ON THE SCREEN!

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

MY SECRET IS I AM ALWAYS ANGRY.

Seriously, stay out of those damn Fark threads before YOU end up Hulking out. XD

I'm tired and in a vague haze of anger most of the time, so yeah

[camshaft22.livejournal.com]

The movie was easy as hell to follow. FUCK. They did a good job, you stupid fucks. Why are all these people so dumb?

Batman gets all the love because he's Batman. But Hawkeye is like 'I don't give a fuck' and then goes and fucks Barbara and Phil at the same time. While Nat and Maria make out, because that's my OTP, Fuck everyone else.

THE HAWK DOESN'T TAKE SHIT, GOD DAMNIT. NOT EVEN FROM THESE SCIENTIST PEOPLE. He's so badass he was guarding the FUCKING TESSERACT, HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND?

They made a great film and fuck, I even liked MARK RUFFALO. I WANTED A SEQUEL RIGHT THEN.

I ALSO WANT COULSON TO COME BACK, SO FUCK THEM AND FUCK WHEDON.

DID THESE FUCKS NOT EVEN WATCH THOR? IT WAS PRETTY GOD DAMN CLEAR RIGHT THERE THAT CLINT WAS A SHIELD AGENT AND JUST TOO DAMN AWESOME.

ARGH. I AM RAGEFACING WITH YOU.

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

Sadly, people are stupid. Very, very stupid. And my impression is that fark represents - OK, well, I was going to say the heartland of stupid, but then I thought, no, wait, any government capital will be waaay stupider than fark...

[shiny-starlight.livejournal.com]

The stupid.... IT BURNS!!!!!