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[gaypornninja]

On the subway today this chick had a new kid so she had epic boobs and she was also wearing a wonderbra so basically I could have [and would have - why life not fair to Hulk] eaten breakfast off her cleavage. I almost brained myself staring. As much as I love low cut shirts sometimes I wish ladies would stop wearing them so I could stop almost killing myself because it's just impossible to look away.

I can't even number the amt. of times I've injured myself staring at chicks. I probably deserve it.

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[wiredwizard.livejournal.com]

=chuckle= I've gotten hurt from doing that a couple of times too, like being distracted by the girl on the trampoline & riding my bike into the barbwire fence or almost taking a tumble down the steps after seeing that the hot asian girl across the way is wearing nothing but cowboy boots & a towel wrapped around her hair... (saw that more than a few times...)

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

I could stand to hear more about your neighbor.

[wiredwizard.livejournal.com]

Death with Breasts (http://youtu.be/MLctf4o6feQ)

As far as the neighbor goes, while I was living in Residence there was a group of 4 hot asian girls living across who really didn't seem to care much who saw what so often they didn't wear much & left the blinds & window open.

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

I think I'd like to be smothered but that works.

NICE.

[wiredwizard.livejournal.com]

Smothered with what, we won't ask. =)

Yup. Didn't hurt that I have a certain fondness for asian ladies... ;)

[camshaft22.livejournal.com]

This is why you're awesome and I had a similar thing happen to me with my boss that I'm sorta in love with yesterday. So yeah. Although she was just popping out of her shirt.

[ancientreader]

Breasts are very, very, very distract--

I'm sorry, what were you saying?

I find myself frequently imperiled by low-riding jeans, as well. That little swell of belly coming up out of the top ...

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

Oh god yes. I stare at stomachs constantly. Now I'm going to have to go look at T'Pol for a fucking hour.

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

I was trying to find a leering face but this came up:



So going with that because I love the fat shirt.

[sorrelchestnut.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever actually injured myself but it's been a pretty close call once or twice. And I've been informed that I've been the *cause* of near-injury on at least one occasion, which is a peculiar point of pride for me.

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

HIGH FIVE

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I hear you.