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gaypornninjaI forgot to mention I feel tony and pepper last for two weeks. Something like:
Pepper: Tony, I have two options for you. A) We break up. B) I poison all your food.
Tony: Do I get a C?
Pepper: Two options.
Tony: A.
Pepper: Very good. I'll just get rid of all this arsenic I was going to put in your coffee.
Tony: Coffee never did a thing to you!
FOLLOWED BY.
How movie tony and steve get together:
steve goes on some live show that tony watches while in a board meeting.
the interviewer says something about gay people in a way that makes steve think it's totally fine to come out. Steve talks about how he likes men and women, but you could never talk about it before, and it's so great they can now.
*cue interviewer* /semi-passing out with joy/ WHAT WHAT YES
Tony: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!!!!
Board members: What?
Tony: All of you shut up! My life is now birthdays wrapped in christmases.
Tony: *DONS IRON MAN ARMOUR* *FLIES TO STEVE*
Tony meets Steve who looks all chagrinned - like oh, um, I guess I misunderstood what the lady was actually saying and now people are upset.
Tony: No, that was amazing. You're amazing. *starry eyed*
Steve: *big grin* I think you're amazing too.
PEOPLE VIDEOING THIS FOR THE INTERNET IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE CHEERING.
Coulson: OH MY FUCKING NO JUST NO! STEVE NO!
one month later
Citizens of New York are interested in:
#1 Tony and Steve
#2 Other stuff and we're lying about #2
Interviewer: Tony, do you feel it's strange that people care more about your relationship with Steve than possibly about their own relationships?
Tony: If people weren't paying attention to me, I'd be totally confused.
Interviewer: Steve, how do you feel that Tony has been called "The Merchant of Death?"
Tony: Like one time!
Steve: Tony told me about all that. /he pauses/ I'm not thrilled about the weapons manufacturing, but I understand about the nature of war and what can go on behind the scenes. [maybe some other awesome garbage here] What's important to me is after he found out how they were being misused that he stepped up and did the right thing.
Tony: *GIDDY*
Interviewer: So, all of New York wants to know, when are you getting married?
Steve: We've been dating for a month.
Tony: I'd like to point out that gay marriage is not legal in New York, and we'd have to get married in New Jersey.
Next day: GAY MARRIAGE LEGAL IN NEW YORK.
Woman on the street: I just love them. I mean, it's like America is having sex with itself here, and I think Cap probably tops so America's ideals totally wins over the coke and whores mentality. It's a metaphor for real life.
Other Woman with her: Also, my son saw them in Central park, and he sent me pictures of them holding hands, because I told him, Louis, if you see them, and you don't take pictures, I will disown you, right out of the will, and bless him, he's smart, my son, and he took lots of pictures. Which is good, because I want grandchildren.
Pepper: Tony, I have two options for you. A) We break up. B) I poison all your food.
Tony: Do I get a C?
Pepper: Two options.
Tony: A.
Pepper: Very good. I'll just get rid of all this arsenic I was going to put in your coffee.
Tony: Coffee never did a thing to you!
FOLLOWED BY.
How movie tony and steve get together:
steve goes on some live show that tony watches while in a board meeting.
the interviewer says something about gay people in a way that makes steve think it's totally fine to come out. Steve talks about how he likes men and women, but you could never talk about it before, and it's so great they can now.
*cue interviewer* /semi-passing out with joy/ WHAT WHAT YES
Tony: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!!!!
Board members: What?
Tony: All of you shut up! My life is now birthdays wrapped in christmases.
Tony: *DONS IRON MAN ARMOUR* *FLIES TO STEVE*
Tony meets Steve who looks all chagrinned - like oh, um, I guess I misunderstood what the lady was actually saying and now people are upset.
Tony: No, that was amazing. You're amazing. *starry eyed*
Steve: *big grin* I think you're amazing too.
PEOPLE VIDEOING THIS FOR THE INTERNET IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE CHEERING.
Coulson: OH MY FUCKING NO JUST NO! STEVE NO!
one month later
Citizens of New York are interested in:
#1 Tony and Steve
#2 Other stuff and we're lying about #2
Interviewer: Tony, do you feel it's strange that people care more about your relationship with Steve than possibly about their own relationships?
Tony: If people weren't paying attention to me, I'd be totally confused.
Interviewer: Steve, how do you feel that Tony has been called "The Merchant of Death?"
Tony: Like one time!
Steve: Tony told me about all that. /he pauses/ I'm not thrilled about the weapons manufacturing, but I understand about the nature of war and what can go on behind the scenes. [maybe some other awesome garbage here] What's important to me is after he found out how they were being misused that he stepped up and did the right thing.
Tony: *GIDDY*
Interviewer: So, all of New York wants to know, when are you getting married?
Steve: We've been dating for a month.
Tony: I'd like to point out that gay marriage is not legal in New York, and we'd have to get married in New Jersey.
Next day: GAY MARRIAGE LEGAL IN NEW YORK.
Woman on the street: I just love them. I mean, it's like America is having sex with itself here, and I think Cap probably tops so America's ideals totally wins over the coke and whores mentality. It's a metaphor for real life.
Other Woman with her: Also, my son saw them in Central park, and he sent me pictures of them holding hands, because I told him, Louis, if you see them, and you don't take pictures, I will disown you, right out of the will, and bless him, he's smart, my son, and he took lots of pictures. Which is good, because I want grandchildren.
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Date: 2011-09-22 01:07 am (UTC)okay dammit that did not work.
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Date: 2011-09-22 01:08 am (UTC)STEVE IS THAT HOT.
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Date: 2011-09-22 01:34 am (UTC)OKAY! THAT MAKES ME HAPPY!
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