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[gaypornninja]

I got the HD version of THOR and it's so beautiful!

1) It's still my favorite. [Mine. It doesn't have to be yours.] Partly because it's so epic and pretty, and partly because they did what I love and made the villain a villain but not a villain. I can kind of see his point. Which is a good version of Loki.

2) It's gayer than I thought. Loki specifically. Or...I read the entire kink meme since I last saw it and it feels gayer? I want to send TH flowers though. Really elegant, pretty flowers.

3) Chris Hemsworth is a golden retriever.

4) I don't think Thor is an idiot like fanon seems to suggest. Yes, compared to Odin, the wise, and Loki, the tricky genius, he's kind of dim, and he doesn't think his plans all the way through, but he doesn't really need to do that. HE HAS A HAMMER FORGED IN A STAR. And frankly before Loki fucked him over, in his mind, he had the hammer and a borderline unstoppable extremely powerful little brother [whose ass he still did beat] plus Sif the badass and the Warriors Three. So...fuck planning really. Also, it's like how golden retrievers are very smart. For dogs. [No really. Check breed rankings.] He might not be smart enough to run epic political shit [and maybe thus not a great king] but I don't think he's an idiot.

5) I want to sleep with Darcy.

6) I am reading about Asatru and it is cracking me up by alternately talking about their religion interspersed with mostly bitching about christianity, but then it said Thor isn't literally a muscular man with a hammer, and they totally lost me. I can't remember if Marvel ever mentions these people, but I kind of wonder how they would react to actual Thor. Bring him flowers? Want to touch his hammer? Cry? I am assuming they would run away from Loki.

7) The guy who plays Hawkeye grabbed TH's ass in an interview and then hit on him for ten minutes. This makes me really, really happy.

Comments

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

No, it's on youtube somewhere. It was linked to in the kink meme at some point. I'm pretty sure that is where I saw it.

[sorrelchestnut.livejournal.com]

While I think that you are right and Thor isn't particularly clever, I (personally) thought that he managed to convey (after getting a big dose of humility) a kind of settled wisdom about life that's probably a lot more valuable for "gods" or whatever. Especially considering that he's supposed to be Odin's heir, not just Generic Warrior King. That was the whole point of the misadventure on Earth, after all, was to teach him a little humility and the wisdom that would come for it. And I thought that Chris Hemsworth, while admitteldy uncannily like a golden retriever, managed to emote that pretty well. (As much as you can emote wisdom, I guess.)

I thought they did a good job with Loki's villainy, too. It actually made sense, in a kind of terrifying genocidal kind of way. Points for clever, execution, and follow-through, no points for sanity.

Your wanting to sleep with Darcy is the correct impulse. I love all the Clint/Darcy that sprung up in the wake of the movie, even though he was there for like five seconds and they definitely never interacted, simply because hey, it seemed like a good idea. Oh, fandom. (But seriously, some of those stories are like my favorite ever.)

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

Thor was the one that eventually stopped the cycle of Ragnarok by taking care of all of the Those that Sit Above in Shadows or whatever their title was. In the long run, he might actually be wiser than Odin. :) Or not since his attachment to Midgard is mostly because Gaea is his mum and that's lead to problems for him. I just want people to stop acting like he's a box of rocks.

Sanity is just the playground for the unimagineative anyway.

The one where Tony Stark hired her/she fucked Clint in a bathroom made my entire life.

[shiny-starlight.livejournal.com]

TH is the gayest thing ever. I was literally shocked into speachlessness when I found out he was married to a woman. I couldn't believe it

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

He grabby hands at Scarlet a lot so I am not too shocked! Also, he could be bi or something. /dreamy look/

[stereowire.livejournal.com]

Re: your number 3: http://stereowire.tumblr.com/post/9987952151/omg-you-guys-this-dog-looks-just-like-chris

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

omens is entertained for the entire night by this. I am as well.

[aurora]

7) The guy who plays Hawkeye grabbed TH's ass in an interview and then hit on him for ten minutes. This makes me really, really happy.
Me too! :D :D