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gaypornninjaSOMEONE ON FARK CLAIMED THAT THE WORST AND MOST FILTHY SMUT ON THE INTERNETS CAME FROM THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM.
THIS IS LIES.
I CLAIM THE SENTINEL AS THE WORST. [BY WORST I MEAN YAYYYYYYY!]
I TRUST MY JUDGEMENT HERE BECAUSE I HAVE READ MORE FANFIC THAN ALL OF YOU. I DO NOT SAY THIS IN JEST GUISE. JUST...I HAVE. I'M NOT PROUD.
BUT WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK?
[ALSO I BACK UP MY READING WITH WATCHING PORN THAT FOLLOWS THE SAME THEMES THANK YOU.]
I'M NOT MAKING IT A POLL, JUST I WOULD APPRECIATE YOUR THOUGHTS. IT CAN BE WITH ARGUING POINTS AND EVIDENCE IF YOU'D LIKE.
FURTHERMORE, I DO NOT LIKE THIS IDEA THAT IT'S COOL FOR DUDES TO WATCH MIDGETS COVERED IN HONEY FUCK A HORSE IN A PUBLIC TEA HOUSE BUT SOMEHOW FILTHY WRITTEN PORN BY LADIES IS NOT COOL. THEY ARE BOTH COOL DAMMIT. AND NO! I DON'T HAVE A LINK. SHUT UP.
THIS IS LIES.
I CLAIM THE SENTINEL AS THE WORST. [BY WORST I MEAN YAYYYYYYY!]
I TRUST MY JUDGEMENT HERE BECAUSE I HAVE READ MORE FANFIC THAN ALL OF YOU. I DO NOT SAY THIS IN JEST GUISE. JUST...I HAVE. I'M NOT PROUD.
BUT WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK?
[ALSO I BACK UP MY READING WITH WATCHING PORN THAT FOLLOWS THE SAME THEMES THANK YOU.]
I'M NOT MAKING IT A POLL, JUST I WOULD APPRECIATE YOUR THOUGHTS. IT CAN BE WITH ARGUING POINTS AND EVIDENCE IF YOU'D LIKE.
FURTHERMORE, I DO NOT LIKE THIS IDEA THAT IT'S COOL FOR DUDES TO WATCH MIDGETS COVERED IN HONEY FUCK A HORSE IN A PUBLIC TEA HOUSE BUT SOMEHOW FILTHY WRITTEN PORN BY LADIES IS NOT COOL. THEY ARE BOTH COOL DAMMIT. AND NO! I DON'T HAVE A LINK. SHUT UP.
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Date: 2011-09-08 03:37 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-09-08 10:45 pm (UTC)BUT YES, YOUR ICON IS TRUE.
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Date: 2011-09-09 01:39 am (UTC)Oh, SPN... Where incest, interspecies, non-con, and necrophilia are practically not even subtext any more. *sigh*
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Date: 2011-09-09 02:03 am (UTC)Oh that one I wrote about a while ago telling everyone to try to at least hide it a little goddamn bit. I don't know which one it was.
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Date: 2011-09-08 03:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-08 03:45 am (UTC)EH?
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Date: 2011-09-08 04:01 am (UTC)Truthfully there is seriously twisted shit in almost every fandom, and the Fark boys probably only landed on HP because they heard there were 12 year old girls writing chan. I've read Lord of the Rings fic that would probably have them clutching their Tolkein and weeping.
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Date: 2011-09-08 04:13 am (UTC)I am 1000% sure we could make most male farkers weep and want their mothers.
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Date: 2011-09-08 04:51 am (UTC)Also, why haven't I seen your RPS? *grabbyhands* You are definitely falling down on the job with the lack of twincest! God, what were you thinking?
Yeah, boys are complete wimps when it comes to girls owning their own smut. They like to think they're the badasses, and they have nooooo idea.
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Date: 2011-09-08 10:42 pm (UTC)I don't have it anymore. I wrote it for someone years ago, and it's not saved because I dumped the journal it was on after the whole WARRIORS OF INNOCENCE whatever debacle. I watch actual twincest porn so I am excusing myself.
Yes, they are! Actually most of the guys on fark are total wimps. They get upset if a woman is not porn star hot, much less if she is normal looking, much less if they suck 27 dicks in a row. The guys over there also harass any girls that say they watch porn all like, oh, do you watch [hardcore like midgets/monkies/whatever] porn. I'm like yeah, all of that plus in the gay version too asshats.
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Date: 2011-09-09 04:42 am (UTC)Guys that get all squirmy "ooo, not boy buttholes" automatically lose.
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Date: 2011-09-08 05:57 am (UTC)Supernatural is pretty filthy. Bandom (lol) was filthy when people were writing about Mormon virgins taking supersized cocks and boy orgies.
XMFC needs more filth. Thanks for the second link by the way. Inception has good porn, but I don't think it's filthy.
(Seriously, where is the midget/horses link?)
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Date: 2011-09-08 10:31 pm (UTC)YES. I would not know about bandom, I shall take your word for it. Who is a mormon virgin btw?
THEY DO. Sadly I have an idea for XMFC but it's all angst and idiocy. You're quite welcome. I have not noticed that Inception is all that filthy. I guess no wants to do those things to JGL.
FROWNY FACE.
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4447496/Gay_midget___horse_orgie
MAYBE? IDK.
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Date: 2011-09-08 10:38 pm (UTC)What do you read? I can send it over if you give me an idea and I see it if you would like.
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Date: 2011-09-24 01:48 am (UTC)(I'd read more SG-1 fic if I could find some that didn't read like it was written my a 3 year old...)
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Date: 2011-09-24 02:05 am (UTC)From what I've found slash fic is better written than het or gen so I can understand why you're having trouble finding stuff. All of the gen/het stuff in SG-1 was terrible.
There is a lot of long fic in HP though - do you read book length stuff? Because I have things bookmarked I haven't gotten to yet that aren't slash stuff.
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Date: 2011-09-24 02:22 am (UTC)Most of the SG1 stuff i've been reading lately has been crossovers.
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Date: 2011-09-24 02:41 am (UTC)I haven't read these yet so I can't speak to quality but they're there?
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Date: 2011-09-08 10:35 pm (UTC)I guess I need objective criteria.
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Date: 2011-09-09 03:49 pm (UTC)I don't think you can develop objective criteria for something like that. I think that would be a sign that your soul is slowly dying.
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Date: 2011-09-10 08:13 pm (UTC)I don't think you can develop objective criteria for something like that. I think that would be a sign that your soul is slowly dying.
So...I should do it?
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Date: 2011-09-12 02:06 am (UTC)...Obviously yes.
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Date: 2011-09-08 10:37 pm (UTC)Actually, never mind. Let me confuse these things.
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Date: 2011-09-09 10:07 pm (UTC)AH, MY FIRST PROPER FANDOM *MEMORIES*
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Date: 2011-09-10 10:09 pm (UTC)Also, I love when Pru porns out of spite. She's awesome at it.