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[gaypornninja]

Listen. guys. this is super important. Alexander Skarsgard needs to be in the Avengers movie or another Thor movie or some shit so I can have a threesome between Thor/Loki/and idk...he's probably not shiny enough to be Baldr...Tyr? Freyr? He could pull off a Vanir okay. Freyr fell in love with a jotunn.

I just need to picture this a lot.

also:

Laughing while I sneeze hurts and people need to stop writing Coulson in porn. Any porn. BUT ESPECIALLY WITH CLINT. HAWKEYE NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU. PLUS THE ONLY MAN I CAN SEE CLINT AGREEING TO SCREW IS CAP. AND MAYBE BUCKY.

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[shiny-starlight.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. My brain shorted out with the hilarity of Coulson in porn.

YOU BROKE MY BRAIN! I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY!

HAVE WE JUST MET?

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

YES. OF COURSE I AM.

Re: HAVE WE JUST MET?

[shiny-starlight.livejournal.com]

EVIL, EVIL PURVEYOR OF PORN AND OF BAD, BAD IMAGES.

I <3 U ;)

Re: HAVE WE JUST MET?

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

I WOULD THROW MYSELF AT YOU BUT I AM A LITTLE TIRED.

I KILLED ALL OF THE NORSE KINK STUFF AND ALL OF THE NEW STEVE/TONY STUFF AND AM NOW BACK TO ERIK/CHARLES.

WHY CAN'T THIS GO ON FOREVER? /SOBBING/

Re: HAVE WE JUST MET?

[shiny-starlight.livejournal.com]

THAT'S OK, BB. I KNOW THE SENTEMENT OF FLINGING YOURSELF AT ME IN APPRECIATION IS THERE ;)

YOU HAVE BEEN A BUSY, BUSY GIRL. I'M IMPRESSED. IM INCREDINLY LACKING IN THE MUSE/WRITING DEPARTMENT AT THE MOMENT. *GRUMBLES*

Re: HAVE WE JUST MET?

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

IT REALLY, REALLY IS.

I HAVE NOT WRITTEN ANYTHING IN SO LONG I FEAR I NO LONGER HAVE THE ABILITY SO I UNDERSTAND.