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[gaypornninja]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

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[bbuttercup.livejournal.com]

Reads like a theocratic brainwashing attempt or a teen version of "The Watchtower."

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

That's Jason Todd! He stabs criminals for fun! This is so sad and wrong.

A teen version of the Watchtower is funny though.

[kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's...wow.

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

YOU RECOGNIZE THAT HAIR RIGHT? THAT'S JASON TODD.

fuck dc to the end of the planet.

[kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com]

"Now I help others."

YOU HELP OTHERS BY KILLING THE BAD GUYS!

Can I please pretend this is an elaborate ruse where he'll coordinate a bloody massacre from the inside? It's the only thing that can make sense in my mind :(

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

YES! THAT IS HIS JOB!

They're ruining my rapist face stabber! WHYYYY. Also, it occurs to me that means they might retcon out the balcony killing and that shit is not on. That is literally the moment for almost everyone in comics one way or the other.

I am holding onto to this hope that he's playing a long con.

[ancientreader]

Next, he puts his hand on her thigh.

[wiredwizard.livejournal.com]

Looks like a comic book to me... (let it be noted that I didn't sat a *good comic book... ;) )

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

You've foreseen all my arguments!

Also my local paper has a drawing of Hal Jordan making out with Captain America. This hurt me.

[wiredwizard.livejournal.com]

=mwahahaha!!!= My Magic 8-Ball is proving excellent at forseeing arguments. (Unfortunately not so good at forseeing lottery numbers =le sigh=... )

=boggles= Why in the name of Cthulhu would they do a pic of those 2 making out?! The (il)logic escapes me...

[omens.livejournal.com]

......tell me that's not jay and cass. :| do it, do it now.

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

That's not Cass....can't help you on that other thing. D:

[ainaria.livejournal.com]

Hell if I know, but the priest is hot!

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?

[camshaft22.livejournal.com]

NO.

NO.

THAT IS NOT JASON TODD.

JASON TODD IS UNDERCOVER AND GOING TO KILL A BAD PERSON. AND QUITE POSSIBLY FUCK EVERYONE BECAUSE HIS ASS IS JUST THAT SEXY.

tl,dr fuck this shit

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

I WOULD ADMIT JASON TODD UNDERCOVER AS A PRIEST WOULD BE AMUSING TO ME. ESPECIALLY SINCE EVERYONE ON TUMBLR WAS IMMEDIATELY LIKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT SO MUCH PORNO NOOOOWWWW.

BUT I AGREE WITH YOUR STATEMENT.

Mostly, I am pissed that they're not writing an AU correctly. As I am sure you well know, the point of an AU is that the situation changes, but the character stays recognizable, and Jason would not be a druggie, be a pointless gang thug, be a cult member for Brother Blood, or a priest. Jason's an Alpha Male to the core. He might bend to Batman, but otherwise, give me a break, he's not a common waste of space, and definitely not a follower. Not to mention, those are marks of someone missing a sense of self. Jason's problem is his anger - I know he was shifting selves after he came back between Nightwing/Robin/Batman but only because he was so overwhelmed. He was Red Hood'ing it just fine.

On top of which, that is stupid in verse anyway. Elaine is that God now and the fuck she cares? The demons and the angels are all useless. Where's Lucifer when I really need him.

Re: tl,dr fuck this shit

[camshaft22.livejournal.com]

Exactly. AUs are, at the core, a new way of seeing a character be himself just in different circumstances. This isn't Jason Todd. It would be like making Guy Gardner not an asshole. I don't care what else you do, Guy, even if he is the best human being on Earth (and he is) is still such an asshole. Jason might be leading a gang but he would never just be a pointless follower. Or if he was, he wouldn't be for long. It's just not his game.

Lucifer took one look at that shit and said 'Fuck off'.

Re: tl,dr fuck this shit

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

GUY IS AN ASSHOLE YOU SAY? :D

THAT'S PROBABLY TRUE. HE'S OFF PLAYING IN HIS OWN UNIVERSE. IF THAT STILL EXISTS. I'M ONLY ON VOL 5.

I could see Jason leading a gang and making sure everyone else was safe. Hell, I'd love it if he had Cass with him. /dreamy look/ I wonder how they get from there to him rolling with Kory and Roy. I guess someone reminded him that it was unfair to the planet for him to not be fucking people.