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[gaypornninja]

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/blogs/popcornbiz/Blake-Lively-Green-Lanterns-Girl-Doesnt-Need-a-Ring-On-It-to-Be-Powerful-123828699.html

All of the things she says in this interview is the exact opposite of the actual character of Carol Ferris, who gives all that amazing stuff [flying like Hal, running her dad's company] up to go be a Star Sapphire because she just wants to hump Hal Jordan that much. Do you even understand what I did after I read that reboot Johns did for Hal's Origin story?

Carol Ferris is on my list of the most pathetic female characters of all time. Hal Jordan is actually too good for her, and you all know HOW I FEEL ABOUT HAL JORDAN. I hate Carol Ferris more than I hate Lois Lane.

Can this movie just go the fuck away already.

Comments

[dinahqueen.livejournal.com]

I just died a little inside, there. :|

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

Yeah. :|

But CAP SOON!

[dinahqueen.livejournal.com]

Yes! \o/! Yay Cap. :D

[wiredwizard.livejournal.com]

I'm looking forward to the movie. Her I honestly couldn't care less about. I'm in it for flying & aliens & beating up of people/things.

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

As I am right now watching Battle: Los Angeles I have no leg to stand on.

[wiredwizard.livejournal.com]

I wanted to see B:LA but missed it in the theatre. I'll catch it when the dvd comes up in the $5 bin at WalMart. =)

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

So far I give it three stars for blowing shit up in an awesome fashion. It loses two stars for too much fucking talking.

Exploding Explosions starring Jason Statham. This is all I ask.

[wiredwizard.livejournal.com]

I can think of a *lot of people to star in Exploding Explosions w/ Jason Statham - like The Expendables, just explodier. (and cameos by Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce Campbell & Stan Lee)

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

That was my goal. I was thinking a combo of The Expendables and the A-team. Very little dialog. JS throws some knives that blow up maybe.

Samuel L. Jackson read Go the Fuck to Sleep btw - audibles has it up for free if you want it.

http://www.fark.com/comments/6294615/Whos-best-choice-to-record-an-audiobook-version-of-Go-Fck-to-Sleep-Samuel-L-Jackson-of-course&new=1#new

That thread also contains the non-DRM version on megaupload.

[camshaft22.livejournal.com]

Fuckkkkkk.

I hate Carol. I love Green Lantern, but fuck this movie is going to be horrid.

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

I love all Green Lanterns but Hal. [Over/Under on G'nort.]

Sooo Ryan Reynolds got this role by dressing up like Hal Jordan and blowing Johns right?

[camshaft22.livejournal.com]

Me too actually! G'nort is a putz, but he's better than fucking Hal.

OMFG, You've figured it out.