I GOT NEW GLASSES AND NOW THE WORLD IS FUCKED UP LOOKING. FINALLY THE TRUTH.

[gaypornninja]

OKAY YOU WIN DC. YOU TROLL BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE EVER.




WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHY IS TIM FALCON? I HATE FALCON. WELL IT'S LESS HATE AS I FEEL FALCONS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX WITHOUT GROSSING ME OUT SO...IS TIM GOING TO BE A META NOW? I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING. DICK IS ULTRA JEALOUS!

WAIT DOES THIS MEAN TIM COULD BE STRAIGHT NOW?

I AM SO AFRAID NOW

I AM ALSO WONDERING IF THIS MEANS KON WILL NO LONGER BE THE LOVE CHILD OF LEX AND CLARK BECAUSE THAT IS SO WRONG! MAYBE HE WILL RAISED BY LEX?

Comments

[stereowire.livejournal.com]

Wait was that cover sent forward in time from the 90s because all their muscles totally have muscles

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

DID YOU SEE WHO IS WORKING ON HAWK AND DOVE?

/DYING/ /DYING MOAR/

[stereowire.livejournal.com]

and now the ritual cry of LIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEFEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLD

/shakes fist

[wiredwizard.livejournal.com]

Falcon hunh... I thought it was just a cranked-up Robin costume....

=goes back to reading Marvel Zombies=

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Is Kon's shield *taped* to his back? I'm so out of the loop, I don't even know who these girls are except for Wondergirl.

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

I have no idea who those girls are and I don't actually care.

YES HIS SHIELD IS TAPED. IDK. THERE WILL BE A SUPERBOY COMIC SO I DON'T KNOW IF THEY ARE GOING BACK TO HIM BEING MADE IN A LAB OR WHAT.

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

THE ONLY KON RETCON I WILL ACCEPT IS LEX ACTUALLY KNOCKED SUPES UP SO KON IS STILL THEIR LOVECHILD!

[amiguriken.livejournal.com]

I've been out of the comics loop for a while, and that horrifies even me. Also, I second the comment about the 90s. It's not just the muscles. Everything about it reeks of early 1990s.

[gaypornninja.livejournal.com]

Well they want to go back to the 90s before they fucked up and ruined their business. Good times. Or it's a joke because Zoom is changing time so they're all still in the 90s? I have no idea.